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Funny Tweets @ Cosmetic Surgery

Cosmetic Surgery Funny Tweets HoustonOh how we love those crazy posts on Twitter and Facebook!  Some are embarrassing, shocking, and unbelievable, but most of all, they are funny.   We certainly got more than a few chuckles from these hilarious cosmetic surgery theme tweets.  While you enjoy reading through these, remember that laughter is the body’s best natural defense against aging!

@Whiting
If you’re shopping for a boob job, the steam room is a great place to view a wide array of work.

@Sex and the City _BestQuotes
Samantha: I do not believe in plastic surgery. Well, not yet.

@DavidBlue
I’m not saying some LA women get too much plastic surgery, but I just walked 20 ft towards a mannequin that then said hello to me.

@LipstickSpice
Since Dallas has no beach, I’ll be walking around parking lots in a bikini so all this hard work and plastic surgery isn’t wasted.

@25_Vero
A best friend is one that says “lemme know when you’re going to get Botox so I can get some too”. She’s my soulmate

@LeticiaBongnino
Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of portraits by Picasso.

@Flatgrlprobz
It’s the little things that count…..down the days until they become big things #BoobJob

@nicolestozek
The irony of a “life is not about finding yourself , it’s about creating yourself” quote in a plastic surgery office

@dizzyidjit
I agreed to the rhinoplasty because I thought I was getting a cool plaster rhino. Not all these annoying bandages.

@englishanj
What is the difference between a New York bus station & a crab w/ breast implants? One’s a crusty bus station & other’s a busty crustacean.