My Lift Kit!
As a Woman ages, Mother Nature steps in, Gravity takes hold, and there’s hairs on my Chin! God blessed me with children, I love them, believe! But my belly button gained friends, They are MY BOOB IES! I can’t find a bra that will hold them in, On a walk or a run, they fall out again! My eyelids have fallen even when I’m awake, The bags under my eyes, For Heaven’s sake!! Dare I think, of going under the knife? But then I know, my boobs are ruining my life! Dr. V & his staff took me under their wing, My fears subsiding, as they explained everything! Pictures of his handwork, of his God given GIFT, I respectfully deserved, my eyes and boob lift! I opened my eyes, couldn’t believe what I saw, Two PERKY boobs back in place, I was in AWE! What’s under my boobs? It was my rib bone! And happily, forever, my belly button’s ALONE! No more mascara on my eyelids to wipe, Gone are the bags, my eyes are so bright! I’m a proud 56, feeling beautiful once more, Look out world, I AM WOMAN, hear me ROAR! Moral of the story: If you need work on your body, don’t sit on URANUS, FEEL & LOOK BEAUTIFUL AGAIN, Go see Dr. Vitenas. Real Patient